Day 1

Couldn't get the french fry out of from between the oven and oven door.  Hacked the poor fellow to death with metal spatula in an attempt to dislodge it from it's wayward position.  Does this count as an anger management fail?  Yes, because I raised my voice and hollered at it in an attempt to make myself feel powerful and in control.  Did this accomplish said purpose?  No, no it did not.  It made me feel stupid for yelling at a potato.

Conclusion of the matter:

Those who lose their tempers usually do look foolish.  This I must learn if I am to master my emotions.